A Conversation Standing Around a Campfire In Idaho
Did you know that in some states it is illegal to have sex.
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Hahaha, what do you mean its illegal to have sex?
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It's is illegal to have sex any other way than missionary position.
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Sodomy, is illegal in many of these great states.
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Gay people do sodomy. Hahahaha!
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Well did you know that it is legal to shoot "Indians" still!
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Hahaha! What, where?
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Here in Idaho, the law says it still.
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It's in the books in town hall.
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It is legal to shoot an "Indian" if your riding in a covered wagon.
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Hahaha, what? If you see an "Indian" and he is shooting an arrow at you.
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Well, you have to be in a covered wagon, you can still shoot 'em!
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(Everyone turns and notices I am standing behind them, wide eyed.)
I must have forgotten my hatchet.
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I didn't know it was that kinda party.
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interesting conversation lol
ReplyDeleteI thought so as well. I was there with my "gay" friend, so it went from sex, naturally to indians, hitting both genre of discrimination. We both just chalked it up and laughed. I might add we were in the ritzy "Elks addition" here in Lewiston. Funny the conversations that can be overheard.
ReplyDeleteScansion is such a challenge. It really takes tons of practice. Let's look at this line: I must have forgotten my hatchet."
ReplyDeleteI = unstressed
must = stressed
have = unstressed
forgotten = unstressed stressed unstressed
my = stressed
hatchet = stressed unstressed